I'm the devil, you know.

[OOC: Is he lying or telling the truth? Even he doesn't know.]

I honestly can't list how many times I've died or came close to dying. But you know what? I come back every time, baby.

I don't care what anyone else says.

I AM THE GREATEST WIZARD TO EVER LIVE!

And do you know why?

BECAUSE I'M POWERFUL, HANDSOME, AND I ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY!

Even when you think I'm dead, I'll spring right back up and kick your sorry asses!

So you see? My obvious charms and God-like powers always dazzle the simple, ordinary folk!
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Miss Yoko's here~

Everyone be nice to her or I'll fucking kill you. &hearts

I'm so fucking awesome, they made an action figure of me. Hahah.

There's a war and I didn't even start it? Amazing.

But you honestly didn't think I was going to just sit back and watch, did you?

Time to join the fun. And I finally get to use my adorable little golem. &hearts

Pffft. Can't take a little heat? You're all pussies.

If you think these past two days have been hot, you should experience the effects of my spells.

So, that curse the other day fucking rocked. Not the jungle one, the one before that. .. How much they knew about me was a bit strange though, but eh, whatever. Unless they were from my world?

Aside from that, everyone fairing alright yesterday? No scary wild animals hurt you? Didn't get eaten alive by mosquitoes? Hahaha! Although the climate was ( Read more... )

Huh. I remember this curse. Luche was free the last time it happened.

Now.. down to business! Ladies, I accept all hugs, kisses, fondles, and compliments. And maybe a few other things as well, especially if you're a virgin~